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Cleaning out ur system!!?

Here are some real ways to clean ur self up of drugs.. i read everywhere about this and ive been smoking for 20 years now so listen and believe me, im here to help!!

1. if its a home test where u pee in a cup and they test it with the strip thing or lid thingy dont worry! Just find a small container that will fit near ur balls or ass or somewhere, get a clear glass and mix water and apple juice until u get a real nice piss color, it may look foggy and chunky if its old, dont worry! put the glass in the microwave and boil it. take it out and poor it through a filter or some kinda paper tow into a new glass it should smell plain from the microwave, and should not be foggy or chunky at all. poor it into ur small container and tuck it ander neith ur balls or somewhere will it will get to ur body temperature (make sure u do that because some cup tests have a thermometer on them) then ur good to go... these stupid at home tests suck becuase they cant tell if it real or not.
2.now if its a lab test then ur fucked!!! (just kidding) here are some steps to get clean!
A.drink about 1 gallon of green tea and take about 4 cranberry vitamins. wait a couple hours then reapeat. this is a extremely good way. (myfavorite)
B.I know ppl who tried the water thing and it worked and the niacin thingy, but its risky and can be deadly, its not my favorite but it sometimes works.. drink about 1-3 gallons of water a day until ur test (put some salt in the gallons of water) because u can pee out all ur salts and die!!!
C.Drink a couple cups of apple vinegar juice a day for about a week, this usually does help. and is my second favorite.
D. get a friends pee (who u know does not do drugs) and get him to pee into a container and tuck it close to ur balls or ass or something to keep it warm.
E.gellatin mix usually helps a good kind is called (serto) or something like that.. it coats ur stomach and makes u pee straight water.. i know ppl who this worked for and i tried it once and it worked.
F. some head shops or vitamin stores have drinks that will keep u temporarily clean or get rid of it. but be careful, now a days alot of labs test for this stuff so i usually get the stuff that gets rid of it for good. about a week b4 the test.
G.never dilute the cup with bleach or stuff like that..it will show up on labs!!
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now that weve got that stuff figured out, they can also do hair tests. wash ur hair with bakeing soda for about 1-2 weeks this cleans out all of the impuritys from ur hair.. toxins stay in hair for 8 months so be careful.. dont be a dumb a.. and shave ur heads they can get hair from any party of ur body!! also they can swab ur mouth for saliva... this will also show up..but it only usually stays in ur saliva for 4 days.

so have fun and smoke pot enjoy ur life!! dont let the f'ed up goverment ruin ur fun!! enjoy... email me at grimhackerz@aol.com if u have any questions Peace =)